Sunday, July 6, 2014

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip)

notice-me-senpie:

eren-jaegersbasement:

if you think that you are starting to get a crush on someone

  • dont
  • what are you thinking
  • abort mission
  • digest those butterflies
  • IM SERIOUS

digest those butterflies 

(Source: basement-relatable)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat)

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

(Source: starlingesque)

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

temptasiann:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

Saturday, July 5, 2014

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this